I love having the ability to say NO! God, it feels good! Just say no, kiddies!

So stop flattering yourself with all that hater talk!

So stop flattering yourself with all that hater talk!

This is definitely going to be my son. He gets mad that the laptop isn’t touch screen.

This is definitely going to be my son. He gets mad that the laptop isn’t touch screen.

I’ve been texting for idk how long and I’m seriously cracking up at my own jokes. That’s how you know you’re delusional. Time to sleep sonnnnn

This sucks!!!!! I was so excited that I was going to be alone, just me and the kids, bah humbug!!

If this were a test, I’d rather get a zero than a FAILLLL

If this were a test, I’d rather get a zero than a FAILLLL

Watch what you say!

Watch what you say!

I hear it on a weekly basis.

I hear it on a weekly basis.

This is so us

This is so us

I live with this weight on my shoulders everyday.

I live with this weight on my shoulders everyday.